Chris Burgess | Musical | Jukebox | Full Length | 4-6m, 5f
Short synopsis
Book by Chris Burgess. Based on an idea by John Plews.
70’s Jukebox Musical set in a derelict cinema. Can be in London or any major UK city.
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Synopsis
Characters
Reviews
‘It’s Only Make Believe’ borrows an idea from Woody Allen and a style from Bob Carlton' 'Return To The Forbidden Planet'. There are eighteen great songs - popular tunes of the 50w, 60s and 70s. The show features words and music made famous by, amongst others, Queen, Bobby Darin, Elvis Presley, Darts, Neil Sedaka, Tammy Wynette and Status Quo.
The action takes place over two months between November 1977 and January 1978. (There is also a one song flashback to 1942). Setting is the foyer of ‘The Roxy’ a derelict cinema. Just a couple of minor script changes will turn the location into a cinema in any major UK city!
The leading lady Carol and her boss, high-flying businesswoman Bev, are trying to refurbish a derelict cinema and turn it into a movie café. We meet Carol’s fiancée Kevin, a bit of a wimp, (he later reinvents himself) and her wheelchair-bound Gran who used to work at the cinema selling ice-creams. Carol opens some rusty old film cans and out pops an assortment of ‘B’ movie stars whose films have never been shown. These ‘characters’ (not ghosts but “make-believe” characters) have been languishing in the cellar for years. We meet Brad Maguire – the all-action American hero (a cross between Indiana Jones and Errol Flynn); Donna Deecup – fifties icon and blond bombshell; Frankie de Chino – Mafia hit man and star of ‘Mother’s Day Shoot Out’ and Lola Del Monte – the Spanish seductress who always says yes!
The film characters all try to solve Carol’s problems and in an interesting twist we discover that Carol’s granny once had an affair with the actor who played Brad Maguire. Eventually Carol and Bev’s dreams are realised, and the Roxy is set to re-open with a season of ‘B’ movies ‘Gone but not Forgotten!’ Hopes and dreams come true in this musical - featuring hit songs from the Fifties, Sixties and Seventies.
4-6m, 5f
Beverly (Bev) Goodwin (aged 30) Nominated for Business Woman of the Year. Smart, self assured, willing to take a risk (f)
Carol Hawkins (aged 25)Bev’s hardworking assistant. Makes Bev look efficient. Constant boyfriend trouble (f)
Kevin (Kev) Sinclair (aged 25) Surveyor and boyfriend of Carol
Starts as a bit of a wimp. Transforms himself into a Travolta style disco king (m)
Andy Milburn (aged 30) Smooth talking Architect, Carol’s ex-boyfriend
Sharp dresser – doesn’t mind who he treads on to get what he wants (m)
Gran, known as Jessie or Mrs H (aged 60 – in Act II Scene 2 she is 25) Carol’s grandmother (played in a wheelchair)
Sweet old lady who was wild in her youth. Should be played by a young actress as she needs to age down to 25 in one “flashback” scene (f)
Brad Maguire (age 30-35) Lead character and star of ‘In Search of the Turquoise Pharaoh’ An all American hero – a cross between Errol Flynn and Indiana Jones (m)
Donna Deecup (aged 25-30) Fifties pin-up and star of ‘The Girl in the Lurex Stockings’ Owes much to Jayne Mansfield and Marilyn Monroe (f)
Frankie de Chino (aged 30-40) Mafia hit man featured in ‘Mother’s Day Shootout’ Italian-American mix of Jimmy Cagney & Al Pacino (m)
Lola del Monte (aged 25-35) Spanish seductress, star of ‘The Bride of Barcelona’ Carmen Miranda on heat – the girl who always says “yeth” (f)
Harold C. Jenkins (aged 35-40) Bank manager Small one scene cameo – a little bit John Cleese (m)
Mr Richardson (aged 35-45) The Bailiff
Five line part with a stick-on moustache (m)
Workmen (all in hard hats) played by the Ensemble if you have one or they can be played by the Principals
Andy, Harold C Jenkins and Mr Richardson can, if necessary, be played by the same actor.
All ages are approximate playing ages
2006/7 Production at Upstairs At The Gatehouse
Theatre director, John Plews and family have pulled oof another Christmas miracle - I've never heard Status Quo sound so good. This year it's a real home-grown effort, directed and partly written by Mr Plews himself, 'It's Only Make Believe' is a loony tale about a derelict cinema haunted by frustrated B-movie actors...The mix of tunes is a bit of a jumble, one minute it's Rosemary Clooney, the next Barry White and then on to The Quo. It meant there was something for everyone. Richard Osley, Camden New Journal
'It's Only Make Believe' is based on an idea by director John Plews from the Woody Allen film 'The Purple Rose of Cairo'. Set in the late 1970s in a derelict cinema in North London, there are some great songs and plenty of laughs - you will enjoy every minute of it as the whole audience did. It's an ensemble piece that really shines and is a definite must see. With a great atmosphere and all your favourite hit songs of the 50s, 60s and 70s well played live on stage by a five piece band, this all adds up to a great night. Hornsey & Crouch End Journal
It's a long time since I have seen a show that was just pure fun from start to finish, leaving the entire audience with a smile on their face. Julia Hickman, Theatreworld Internet Magazine
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Songs
Some of the biggest pop, rock and soul hits of the Fifties, Sixties and Seventies – this is a jukebox musical that will light your fire from start to finish.
Act One 1) Big Time Operator (Bev) 2) Oh Carol (Kevin) 3) The Great Pretender (Gran) 4) The First, The Last, My Everything (Brad & Donna) 5) Mack the Knife (Frankie) 6) Sway (Lola) 7) Way Down (Andy plus Carol) 8) When Will I See You Again (Carol) 9) Why Do Fools Fall in Love (Lola & Frankie)
Act Two 10) Come Back My Love (Brad) 11) Never Can Say Goodbye (Kevin) 12) Money (Bev) 13) I Wanna Be Loved By You (Donna) 14) It’s Only Make Believe (Carol & Brad) 15) As Time Goes By (Frankie)
16) My Boyfriend’s Back (Carol) 17) Knock on Wood (Kev & Carol) 18) Rockin’ All Over The World (Andy)
Information for Production Administrators
RECORDED MUSIC
Walk In / Interval Music - A compilation of late 1977 hit tunes (as long as they are not in the
show). Love Is The Answer - Typical instrumental loved by
cheesy DJ’s who liked to “talk over” tunes. Love Is In The Air -The reason for using this for the
bows is that the band should come out and take a bow with the cast. The musicians, stage management and the technicians should receive their deserved credit. The song was used for the final credits of
the Australian movie “Strictly Ballroom”. Summer Of 42 - The Biddu Orchestra’s disco version
is a good walk out track, the film having been mentioned in the show.
SOUND EFFECT - Apart from the crashing timber near the beginning, the only SFX is the Italian “translation” The voice-over should be done as a “soft whisper” in the style of “for the viewers at home only”.
MICS - Modern radio mics can be used if well-hidden. Otherwise use Shure SM58s. However, it’s a nice touch if Frankie uses an old fashioned Shure skull
type mic for “As Time Goes By”.
BAND - Minimum required is a four piece band:
Piano / Keyboards
Guitar
Bass
Drums
In addition, one or two saxes (tenor and / or alto) and second keyboard (especially useful for “disco strings” and other instruments).
In the 2006 production the actor playing Andy played second keyboard and second guitar, the actress playing Lola played alto sax and the actress playing Gran played tenor sax.
It's Only Make Believe Composers
Big Time Operator - Tony Colton/Ray Smith
Oh Carol - N Sedaka/ H Greenfield
The Great Pretender - Buck Ram
You're The First, The Last, My Everything - B White/T Sepe/Radcliffe
Mack The Knife - Weill/ Brecht/ Blitzstein
Sway - N Gimbell/ P Beltran Ruiz
Way Down - Laying Martine Jr
When Will I See You Again - Leon A Huff/ K Gamble
Why Do Fools Fall In Love? - Lymon/Merchant/ Santiago
Come Back My Love - Mansfield
Never Can Say Goodbye - Clifton Davis
Money - J Bradford/ B Gordy
I Wanna Be Loved By You - H Ruby/ H Stothart
It's Only Make Believe - Jack Nance/ Harold Lloyd Jenkins
As Time Goes By - Herman Hupfeld
My Boyfriends Back - Feldman/ Goldstein/ Gottehrer
Knock On Wood - Floyd/ Cropper
Rockin' All Over The World - John Fogerty
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