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Oh Comrade, What A Lovely Pair!

Mike Sole

Genre: Comedy

Cast size: 11

Duration: 110 mins approx

Mike Sole | Comedy | Full-length | 4m, 7f

Short synopsis

Roxanne is getting married soon and the last-minute preparations are taking place. Roxanne’s father, Bob, has even taken a small job to make ends meet. Everything is going fine until he has an unusual encounter in the park with the Russian Mafia who inadvertently swap their briefcase containing smuggled fine wine with his containing cleaning product samples. In trying to get their wine bottles back leads the mafia to some strange situations. This is the sequel to ‘Oh Vicar! What A Lovely Pair!’, but can be performed without any knowledge of the previous play.

They’re back! The dysfunctional Woods family from 'Oh Vicar, What A Lovely Pair!” return to the stage in this new comedy. The action takes place six months after we were first introduced to the family. Roxanne is marrying Charles in a week’s time and the last-minute preparations are taking place. Bob has even taken a small job to make ends meet and Kevin has a job interview too. Everything is going fine until Bob has an unusual encounter with a smuggler from the Russian Mafia.

At a chance meeting in the local park Rasputina accidentally swaps a briefcase containing two very expensive bottles of vintage fine wine, with Bob Woods case of household cleaning products, and she and her boss must find a way of getting it back.

With Bob’s family busy preparing for his daughter Roxanne’s wedding there are plenty of people coming and going to the house, even a gorilla, photographer, bridesmaids, the in-laws and who is that in the Spiderman costume? 

With plenty of opportunities for mistaken identities this play is a riot of laughter from beginning to end. Fans of TV sitcoms such as 'Only Fools & Horses' and 'The Royle Family' will enjoy the real life humour of this play.

This is the sequel to ‘Oh Vicar, What A Lovely Pair!’, but can be performed without any knowledge of the previous play.

(4m, 7f)

  • Kevin Woods - Young rogue and petty thief, early 20s.
  • Roxanne Woods - Young and attractive, late teens. Kevin’s younger sister.
  • Bob Woods - Father to Kevinand Roxanne. Unambitious layabout.
  • Maureen Woods - Bob’s hard-working wife and mother to Kevinand Roxanne.
  • Elsie Evans - Maureen’s mother
  • Helen Farquart-Jones - Charles’ mother. Pompous.
  • Stephen Farquart-Jones - Charles’ father. Rich, but down-to-earth.
  • Rasputina - Smuggler for the Russian Mafia.
  • Vladimir - Head of Russian Mafia in the UK.
  • Susan - Bridesmaid, early 20’s.
  • Trish - Bridesmaid, early 20’s

This is the sequel to ‘Oh Vicar, What A Lovely Pair!’, but can be performed without any knowledge of the previous play.

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Oh Comrade, What A Lovely Pair!

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This is the sequel to ‘Oh Vicar, What A Lovely Pair!’, but can be performed without any knowledge of the previous play.

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