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Thank You, Mr Dickens!

Jane Hilliard

Genre: Comedy

Cast size: 10

Duration: 110 mins approx

Jane Hilliard | Comedy | Full-length | 5m, 5f

Short synopsis

It's Christmas Eve and the ladies of Ma Frinton's bordello are not looking forward to the festive season. Business is slow and they find themselves with no money, no food, and no gin! The arrival of Charles Dickens appears to offer them some hope - he is about to write a new novel and he is hoping they will provide him with inspiration... which they do, but maybe they are about to embellish the truth 'slightly' as their imaginations are allowed free rein.

Business is slow in this Victorian ‘House of Comfort’ where Edna, Clarry and Mary face a dismal Christmas.  They are behind with their rent, have no coal for the fire, no food, and they have run out of gin. To add to their problems, Edna has invited Sadie, a damsel in distress, into their midst.

Another visitor arrives in the form of Mr Hope, one of Mary’s regular customers. Unfortunately, he brings his own problems as he is on the run and is being chased by Grubber and Jake, two roughnecks from the local public house.

With the impending visit from Ma Frinton, their landlady, and the fear of eviction, the ladies feel all is lost, until Charles Dickens arrives on the scene.

He’s not there to sample the ladies’ delights, but has brought with him a purse of gold coins to exchange with them for some material to allow him to write his new novel. Naturally, where money is involved, the ladies are happy to provide as much information as he wants using all their imagination and over- exaggeration.

Could he be the answer to their prayers? Not before family secrets have been exposed and true identities revealed with hilarious consequences. Will Mr Hope be rescued? Will Ma Frinton get her rent? Will Mr Dickens leave with a best seller under his belt, and do the ladies get the Christmas they have dreamed of?

(5m, 5f)

Principals (4m, 5f)

  • Edna : Any age. A Victorian prostitute with a strong character
  • Mary : Any age. A Victorian prostitute, soft-hearted, gullible
  • Clarry : Slightly older. A Victorian prostitute, forthright, down to earth
  • Sadie : Younger. Pretty, well educated, well-spoken
  • Ma Frinton : their landlady. Older, hard as nails, uncouth.
  • Charles Dickens : a kind hearted Victorian gentleman
  • Grubber : a roughly spoken neer-do-well, tries to be tough
  • Jake : Grubber’s sidekick.
  • Sir William Beaufort : an upper class snob, Edna’s customer.

Support (1m)

  • Mr Hope : Mary’s customer.
  • Policeman : an offstage voice
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Thank You, Mr Dickens!

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