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Sharks In The Custard

Tony Layton

Genre: Comedy

Cast size: 7

Duration: 45 mins approx

Tony Layton | Comedy |One Act 4f, 3m/f

Short synopsis

The cleaning ladies in the municipal art gallery enjoy their work, but rumours of government cut backs threaten to upset their cosy regime. In the face of adversity they come up with a solution that not only secures their futures and helps to save the gallery, but also ensures that their lives will never be quite the same again.

The cleaning ladies in the municipal art gallery enjoy their work. Not only does it provide them with an escape from the mundane reality of their lives outside the marble halls, but they have grown to love and appreciate the objects in their care, although certain aspects of avant-garde art does worry them.

Rumours of government cut backs threaten to upset their cosy regime. However, in the face of adversity they come up with a solution that not only secures their futures and helps to save the gallery, but also ensures that their lives will never be quite the same again.

A beautifully crafted and very popular play, ideal for festivals, and capable of being played by either an all female cast, or female principals with a few male supporting roles.

(4f, 3m/f)

  • Liz - late 50s, a Scot
  • Vera - late 50s, northern English
  • Mair - 40-50, Welsh
  • Bridget - 30-50, Irish, the curator
  • Guests 1 & 2 - visitors to the Art Gallery (m/f)
  • Cleaner - a non-speaking role (m/f)
  • Winner - Best Overall Play Drama Association of Wales Annual Competition, 1997
  • Winner - Best Production Gimson One Act Festival, 2016
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Sharks In The Custard

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Winner-Best Overall PlayDrama Association of Wales Annual Competition, 1997Winner-Best ProductionGimson One Act Festival, 2016

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