An Assortment Box of Shorts (Volume 2)
Philip Ayckbourn
Genre: Comedy
Cast size: 2-4
Duration: Various (average 15-20 mins)
Philip Ayckbourn | Collections | Shorts | 3m, 1f, 1m/f
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Love To Hate
Jack and Louise sit on a park bench bonding over all the things they hate in life. When the subject gets a little too personal their relationship finds itself on very shaky ground. They realise they’ve taken a bad road and need to backtrack fast.
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Madness In The Method
During a break from the rehearsals, William Shakespeare gives Richard Burbage his newly penned ‘To be or not to be’ soliloquy. Unfortunately, the soliloquy comes accompanied with a myriad of stage directions that Shakespeare insists on immediately demonstrating.
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The Waiter
When a modern family arrives at an Italian restaurant glued to their social media devices, the Italian waiter sets about educating them in the appreciation of food, wine and traditional Italian values.
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Literally Minded
A playwright visits a literary agent in the hope of having his new play accepted. The agent takes a deep dive into the play and finds obscure metaphorical and symbolic meanings the playwright never considered.
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Actors Reminisce
Two older and permanently resting actors reminisce over a pint or two about their lives in the theatre and the outlandish antics of their fellow actors. Their reminiscing whets their appetites to return to the stage… after a few more pints perhaps.
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Happily Married
Two sixteenth centaury young ladies entertain each other with the elaborate tales of their respective infidelities. All is not what it seems however as they reach the improbable denouements in their yarns.
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The Battle of The Sexes
When Lenny and Melanie’s paths cross while sitting at adjacent restaurant tables with their respective (imagined) children, sparks begin to fly as the two embittered divorcees vent their grievances about the opposite sex. But sparks of hatred soon change to sparks of attraction as they realise they’ve both met their match.
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