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Something To Hide

Bryan Darby

Genre: Comedy

Cast size: 6

Duration: 60 mins approx

Bryan Darby | Comedy | One Act | 1m, 5f

Short synopsis

In this comedy of preconceptions (which is ideal for Ladies’ Drama Groups) Avis has that feeling that something about Peggy is just not quite right. She raises the subject with Phyllida, the Manager of the charity shop where she works, and it appears that she, also, feels that Peggy does not ‘fit in’. Of course, it isn’t just a matter of class. This is, after all, a charity shop and charity begins... But, something just has to be done when they find hard evidence to support their suspicions. That’s when the police become involved and their cosy world of Earl Grey and Vienna Whirls is never likely to be the same again. But then, we all have something to hide. Don’t we?

We all know that feeling when something is just not right with a work colleague. Well, Avis has that feeling about Peggy. And what’s more, when she raises the subject with Phyllida, the Manager of the charity shop where she works, it appears that she is not alone in that feeling.

But, of course, things can easily be misconstrued, can’t they? It really isn’t just a matter of class, is it? But, well... we all know that some people are absolutely... Oh! You know... And, of course, there are those who are absolutely... ugh! But, if all comes to all, there is someone else who might be interested in ‘stepping into the breach’ so to speak. So, perhaps...

Well, it is so good to know that there is someone one can rely on; someone who can be trusted; someone with whom to share a cup of Earl Grey and a Vienna Whirl.

And, of course, now that the police have become involved, doesn’t that alone speak for itself? What with that and the fact that there is certain evidence that clearly seems to point in a certain direction...

Sitting down with a nice cup of Earl Grey might never be the same again. But then, we all have something to hide. Don’t we?

(1m, 5f)

  Avis: middle age, well-dressed  Phyllida: late middle age, well-dressed  DS Hornby: mid/late thirties, a police detective  Mrs Cunningham: early middle age, well-dressed  Peggy: mid-sixties, bespectacled and a little dowdy  Daphne: early middle age, well dressed

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