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A Streetcar Named Delilah

Martin Paul Roche

Genre: Comedy

Cast size: 2

Duration: One Act

By Martin Paul Roche | Comedy | One Act | 1m, 1f

Short synopsis

Norman and Delilah meet for the first time after connecting online—two socially inexperienced strangers navigating an Airbnb encounter. Armed with Garibaldi biscuits, handcuffs, and a receipt, they stumble through awkwardness toward an unexpected connection. A comedy about vulnerability, hope, and the absurd rituals of modern dating.

Norman and Delilah have found each other on a dating website and are meeting at a rented apartment. They are virgins in every aspect of the etiquette of life, in conversation, dating, relationships and naturally, Airbnb. This is their first meeting. Their first everything in fact. Might awkwardness and naivety go some way to excusing their embarrassment? Allow them to find a common ground, even a glimmer of hope of something more? And how do they know what to hope for, if it’s something they’ve never had? But Norman and Delilah will be fine. After all, Norman has brought Garibaldi biscuits and Delilah has brought handcuffs. What’s more, she has also taken precautions. She has kept the receipt. And that can only mean one thing. Norman can keep his hat on.

1m, 1f

  • Norman: Quite timid, plain, the epitome of ordinary. Eccentric. Socially awkward and as boring as sin. This couldn’t be more alien to him. He wants a woman. He wants Delilah. If only he knew what to do with her.
  • Delilah: Strait-laced, naive, but has more about her than Norman. Socially awkward but her pent-up frustration and yearning for passion is never far from the surface! She wants Norman and knows exactly what she’s going to do with him. Sex. Lots of it.
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A Streetcar Named Delilah

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