Canned Peaches In Syrup
Alex Jones
Genre: Black Comedy
Cast size: 8
Duration: Two hours
Alex Jones | Black Comedy | Full Length | 5m, 3f
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A hundred years of global warming has reduced the planet to a desert wasteland, peopled by dwindling tribes of vegetarians and cannibals. Ma, Pa and Julie wander the blighted landscapes of what was once a thriving metropolis in search of vegetable sustenance, but when the malicious prophet Blind Bastard shows up and discovers they are the guardians of the very last can of fruit known to mankind, and as sure as apples are apples somebody's going to die. After informing the cannibals in a nearby canyon that there is fresh meat nearby, it is decided that one of them should check them out. Roger bravely wanders into their camp and before Pa can blow out his guts, his daughter falls instantly in love, triggering a Romeo and Juliet journey that spirals dangerously into passion, mayhem and destruction beneath the background of a doomed world.
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