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Everybody's Dying To Meet You (0970)

Alan Richardson

Genre: Comedy

Cast size: 5

Duration: 40 mins approx

Alan Richardson | Comedy | One Act | 5f

Short synopsis

Sue and her three friends meet for occasional picnics at unusual locations. This time, they find themselves surrounded by tombstones in a neglected Victorian cemetery… and it’s getting dark. Mixing gallows humour with every classic horror ingredient you could imagine, including ghosts, vampires, werewolves and zombies, this award winning play offers substantial roles for five women plus potential fun for your technical crew.

Sue and her three friends meet for occasional picnics at unusual locations. This time, they find themselves surrounded by tombstones in a neglected Victorian cemetery… and it’s getting dark. Mixing gallows humour with every classic horror ingredient you could imagine, including ghosts, vampires, werewolves and zombies, this award winning play offers substantial roles for five women plus potential fun for your technical crew.

5f

  • Sue – Very easy-going (f)
  • Rebecca – Bit of a know-all (f)
  • Jenna – Worries about everything (f)
  • Marianne – The sceptic (f)
  • Arabella – A ghost tour guide…or something more sinister? (Any age) (f)

The four friends can be of any similar age or a mix of different ages.

* Optional supernumeraries: Should you have two actors, one male and one female, who can’t resist the briefest of cameo walk-ons, they should be costumed in the same period as Arabella and each have their own particular personal prop. If you have others who fancy being unnamed cameos,
throw them in. The more the merrier!

Winner of the Scott Salver for the best original play entered in the 2023 Scottish Community Drama Association One Act Play Festival

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£13.99

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Everybody's Dying To Meet You (0970)

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This play was inspired by an actual event when my sister-in-law and her partner went for an evening stroll in London’s magnificent Nunhead Cemetery and got locked in.

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